No one can deny that getting attention from the opposite sex (or same sex, happiness is happiness) can boost up your self-esteem. Now let’s make it that the person giving you that extra attention is HOT. I mean, panty/boxer dropping HOT. Well, those are the times we look up and say “I don’t know how, but thank you for that!” Now I have had several conversations with a friend of mine about how apparently not every hot person you see walking about us normal earthlings is just as hot when naked. True story, plus he’s seen more naked people than I have and well, I consider him an expert in this area. I never thought that I would encounter one such “hot guy” and have it be that it’s better to keep his clothes on than to have him wander about naked.
We are starting the holiday season, and with that comes a lot of lonely single people trying to find some sort of connection with someone so that maybe the mistletoe won’t be the awkward moment that it usually turns out to be. The last month or so, I was pleasantly surprised to see this hot guy’s text, let’s call him Jake. Jake is one nice tall drink of water. From what I’ve been able to see he also has good body (he was an athlete), and very nice arms. We started texting with no real goal towards anything, except on my end I was wondering if he was actually texting the right person. Well, as fast as things move now a days (thanks to technology) we apparently hit a flirtatious bump. I say bump because it was completely unexpected and awkward… in other words, he needs assistance in flirting. And then it came up… he wanted a picture. UUUGHHHH!!! I don’t understand where our nice talks took this turn? I mean the kid is good looking but this isn’t my first rodeo. I have had more than my share of hot men, and I wasn’t about to just fork one over.
A picture that when I first opened up, conjured up the face of someone seeing a live birth in all it’s bloody glory. Yeah, it was that bad. His torso looked like sad face! I felt like there was serious false advertisement being done all the while had been dressed and showing his nice arms. Instead of the hot body I thought I was going to see, I got what a horizontally long bellybutton that formed the sad face of the torso, while the pecs drooped making them the eyes of the sad face (he clearly needs to work on his chest). Lastly he was not lean and muscular as previously thought, but skinny with no signs of abs around! I know this is shallow and ignorant, but you have to understand that this was the first time I was coming across this kind of exposure! I said good night.
I have been thinking about how a quickly his mojo dropped after I saw that sad little bellybutton. I understand people have fetishes, but I never thought I would have such discriminating taste when it came to a bellybutton and the possible face it could create (if lack of attention was paid to the working out the chest) on the torso of man.
So I have been proven wrong, and my friend was right; there is such a thing as having someone look better clothed than naked. I feel like I have confirmed the sighting of the sasquatch. Only this time it came in the form of a hot guy with a sad bellybutton.