Did I miss something? Why is it that when you are single and wonder where all the men are none come by? But, the minute you have one guy show interest then all the rest follow suit and show up with random texts?? Did I happen to be on a Milk Carton, or more appropriately a bottle of wine? Why is it that all the men I was interested in for months now decided to fly out of the wood work? Did they get together and decide like stock which one is the hot one at the moment? To buy or sell, which is it? Is there a Facebook site (I only add that because they have all mentioned it some way or another Facebook has made its way to our “where have you been?” conversation of me)?
Not that I am not flattered, but where the hell where you when I called months ago? I could keep asking more questions, because frankly there are about twenty more, but I wont. I would like to have some answers on this. This isn’t the first time that this happens too; it comes up like a tsunami, completely unexpected. Being the practical woman that I am I keep them all around until I decide which one I’d like to date/hook-up/talk to for the remainder of my attention span. .. or more realistically till one of us moves on because we see this isn’t going to work. Women are mysterious yes, but men… well, men are something… many things, I just can’t pin point one right now.
Taking a cue form Unsolved Mysteries’ Robert Stack; If you have any information on this case, please write to me.